a little late but still funny
Apr. 7th, 2006 02:31 pm| April Fool | |
| glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| eggs your car. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
Lauren, you'd better get my kidneys off the ceiling! That hurts!
~Bethany