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April Fool
batemanenrouteglues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
deideitrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
lordtagginbuys you a Russian Bride.
meeshabpuckenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
melaniemonkeyhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
netty_81eggs your car.
out_and_outlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
Prank Me


Lauren, you'd better get my kidneys off the ceiling! That hurts!

~Bethany
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