a little late but still funny

[marathoner452]

April Fool
batemanenroute	glues your kidneys to your bedroom ceiling.
deidei	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
lordtaggin	buys you a Russian Bride.
meeshabpuck	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
melaniemonkey	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
netty_81	eggs your car.
out_and_out	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
Prank Me

Lauren, you'd better get my kidneys off the ceiling! That hurts!

~Bethany

Comments

[batemanenroute.livejournal.com]

But they're pretty up there! :)

[marathoner452.livejournal.com]

But I can't very well go back to NOLA with you and all your Colorado AmeriCorps people with my kidneys glued to the ceiling, now can I? I also want to know why Chris (lordtaggin) bought ME a Russian bride. Should he have gotten her for himself, if anything?

~Bethany